What would you like to drink?
I'll bring you some bread.
May i take your order?     Still not ready?
"Okay," i said.

a new table and it's the same old drill.
I'll get you the extra ketchup and then a refill.

You're ready for the check
   and you need a box.
i've got it, okay.    Thanks.

Thanks a lot.

We work really hard and put up with crazy shit.
The drunks, the cheap ones, and the assholes --
All for a fucking three dollar tip......