No, not that one.
       Ooooooh, red is not your color.
Can you see my hips?
       Well, yes dear, they are big --

Try the purple one instead.

Put your hair like this.
Wait here, turn around, do this, do that.

             SHUT UP!

All of this for a fucking dress?
i have enough stress, thanks.

Besides
i am getting the red one that shows my hips
Because, after all, i am not a doll.
i am a woman.